Itttsss Friiiiiddddaaaaayyy!!!! Woo hoo! What are you guys doing this weekend? Oh, no- please don't start actually start telling me, I was only asking to be polite : ) Here's today's Celebrity Buzz! Selma Blair Vs. The Idiot Charlie Sheen, of the perpetually high on drugs and/or delusions of grandeur had the audacity to have an actual actor (which he IS NOT) fired. That's right, the douche fired Selma Blair from his stupid show, which she shouldn't have agreed to be on anyway because she can do waaaay better. Now there's talk of Selma sueing Charlie for wrongful termination. If this goes to court, she'd better win because Charlie Sheen is a moron. As you can see, I'm completely unbiased & I don't even have an opinion about this story. Click Here To Read More Gwyneth Paltrow Pretends To be Happy What was that? Am I "cynical" today? Ha ha! Where are these questions coming from?! Anywayz, yesterday Gwyneth Paltrow threw a garden party to celebrate the launch of her business partnership with another rich and privileged woman who I assume also knows nothing about life in the real world, Stella McCartney. Stella is the daughter of the famous Beetle Paul McCartney. Gwyneth says of her friend Stella, "Sometimes in life you get a girlfriend who becomes like a sister. Someone who really sees you." Okay, I'll give her this- that's a really sweet thing to say. So the Goop and McCartney partnership is all about a women's fashion line that I assume will cater to bulimic women over 40 who don't see life as it is due to their drug induced fog and who have nothing better to do than gossip about other women and make sure that none of the maids/staff heard them yelling at their husband, "Of course I know you're having an affair with your secretary! I don't care George !! Just don't publicize it and ruin my reputation at The Club!!"; in other words, I'm sure my mother will love this line. Click here to read more Liam Hemsworth And The Brunette Word on the street (if "street" means raunchy magazines and multiple sketchy sources) that last Saturday, Liam Hemsworth was spotted at LDV Hospitality’s pop-up club Bungalow 8 on the Thompson Hotel rooftop kissing an unnamed brunette who he went home with later that night. Of course, Liam's rep says that's not true. Who knows. Who cares? Are Miley & Liam even still together? I thought they were done...I'm confused and now I need ice-cream even though it's only 9 AM. You see what Liam and Miley's love life does to my eating habits? Oy vey. Click here to read more
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