South Louisiana High School is located in a small town called Swamp Rose, Louisiana. And this humble yet wildly FANTASTIC school is home to America's greatest high school football team, The Cajun Animals as well as the most outstanding Cheerleading Team known to humanity, The Animals.
Was there a time when our facilities were nearly closed by the board of health due to a reportedly "oddly acidic" and "straight up FUNKY" odor emanating from somewhere deep within the bowels of the earth upon which SLH's main building is situated? Perhaps. But that happens at nearly every school, does it not?
Well, you say with a thoughtful frown, what of the "alien sightings" that various witnesses claim to have seen in and around our school's campus?
We reply that every red-blooded American school can boast of an alien sighting or two or three or ten!
In any case, none of that matters now. What matters is that we have the most brilliant faculty, staff, and students in the south!!
Need us to prove it?
Alright, game on!
Click here to view our AMAZING faculty.
Click here to view our AMAZINGLY AWESOME students.
And click here to see how rad our town is.
Oh, wait, what's that? Now you're saying you'd like to live out the rest of your days in Swamp Rose and become a student at South Louisiana High School? WELL TODAY'S YOUR LUCKY DAY BECAUSE YOU CAN!!! Click here to apply!*