By: Kyle Pham When you keep your dreams to yourself no one can shoot them down. That's what I've always told myself. Have there been times when I've wanted to tell my Mom, my sister, or my best friend what I really want to do after I graduate? Sure, yeah. But do I? Never. Because my goals are too important. Just like as much as you love your best friend, you wouldn't give her your social media passwords, there are some things you simply don't share. As you can see, I'm kind of an expert on the subject of secrets to keep and secrets to share. So, for those of you who need my expertise, here's a list of four secrets to share and four secrets to keep to yourself.
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Friends are great, but there are some friends who you want to avoid like the plague. I'll detail these friendships below: -Kyle The Sycophant
The Giant Baby
The "Where's Your Brother?"
What are the two most perfect pets a girl could ask for? |
MiaNot only is it fun to say this little guy's name, but a Shih Tzu will love you like no one else can. I definitely want one. A hairless cat is a great conversation piece. They're creepy but also interesting. I want one for sure. | | KyleThis "little guy" is not only inanimate but he provides you with a much-needed liquid that can sustain your life. Also, he doesn't wake you up in the middle of the night by barking at absolutely nothing. A really sweet lamp that's shaped like a plant is a fantastic conversation piece. You don't have to water it or take care of it. Just change the light bulb when it dies. |
"I crave attention." When someone lines their eyes in turquoise and tops it with pink eyeshadow, unless they are an actress who is moments from hopping onstage to play "Cleopatra", they are silently screaming to the world that they require immediate attention. If said attention is not received, the wearer of this eye make up mask will, at some point in the next 24 hours, collapse into a diva melt down. I know this because I lined my eyes in turquoise yesterday. |
"A friend told me I should try wearing make up." Sure, this girl's friends were correct in that she should try new things but her top eyelid looks as though a baby snake curled up & died in the crease between her lashes and lid and that's just bad : ( She should've let a professional help or gone on YouTube and watched a tutorial. The lesson in this is: If you're new to eye make up don't do it yourself and fall into the baby-snakes-dying-on-your-lids trap. |
"I'm fun until I go all T-Swift on ya." This awesome yet highly dramatic make up means that the artsy fartsy chick who crafted it is likewise highly dramatic. She will love you LIKE MAD until something snaps in her drama-filled brain and she, for seemingly no reason, starts screaming at you in the middle of a party. At some point, she will write an angry poem about her hatred of you. The poem will include phrases like "vaporous caverns" and "Lucifer's dreams". |
"Yea, I know." What is it that this girl knows? Basically, everything. She knows how to work that mascara brush, glide that eyeliner across those lids, how to not put on too much or too little eyeshadow, and she knows she looks great. Also, she knows that you're looking at her with jealousy. Is this a picture of my own eyes? Why yes it is. |
Mia | Kyle |
Stage 1: LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT | Stage 1: EXTREME HATRED |
Stage 2: OBSESSION! | Stage 2: Mild Annoyance |
Stage 3: Jealousy | Stage 3: Curiosity |
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Stage 4: Appreciation | Stage 4: Pity |
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Stage 5: Love | Stage 5: Love |
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