In case you can't tell by the exclamation points, it's me, Mia!
Here's your daily dose of Celebrity Buzz-
Lindsay Might Host SNL for the Billionth Time
Saturday Night Live must REALLY love Linday Lohan because they've reportedly asked her to host again, and this one would be the season opener.
Lindsay's people say she's considering the offer and is grateful for it but has yet to make a final decision. Click Here For The Full Story From Radar Online
California Tells Justin Bieber He Can't Drive Inside of It
That's a weird title, but it's true.
The state of California has decided that Justin Bieber is temporarily banned from driving there. This happened after he was pulled over for the seven thousandth time on Wednesday of this week. Click Here For The Details
Matt Damon Hearts Ben but Not the Idea of Playing Robin
Y'all know what went down when it was announced that Ben Affleck was cast as Batman- geeks everywhere went mad.
So, Matt Damon came to the defense of his other half (apparently their bromance is still going strong) by telling a reporter, "It will be terrific, I know there are a lot of people grousing on the Internet. I just think it's kind of funny. You know he's not playing King Lear – it's Batman! Certainly within his skill set...If anybody saw Argo or The Town and all the work he's been doing lately, it's way more nuanced and interesting than Batman."
Agreed Matt, agreed.
When a reporter asked Matt if he would consider playing Batman's sidekick, Robin, the 42 year old actor laughed and said no.
Matt Damon is a smart man.
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Have a great weekend you guys : )
Kyle Pham here with today's Celebrity Buzz!
But before we get into the celebrity gossip, I just have to say this...when I woke up this morning, I wanted to ride my bike to school but I chose not to, for 2 reasons:
a) I didn't want to mess up my hair before school
b) Um, have you seen how Louisiana drivers treat people on bicycles?!
It's like the amazon out there! People in cars totally lose it & adapt this "while-I'm-eating-my-five-Sausage-McMuffins-let-me-just-run-that -chick-on-the-bike-off-the-road-&-then-honk-at-her-like-it's-her-fault!" mindset! It's so crazy out there.
So at the moment, I'm at school and yeah I'm supposed to be doing something "super important" (note my sarcasm) for computer lab but I just had to take a sec & point out that bicycles are people too.
Okay, they're not people but they carry people.
And one day, when I stop caring so much about my hair I might be one of those people & I'd love to not get run over. I love eating pancakes but I don't want to be one.
Also, check out this blog on bicycling, it is the awesomeness-Taking the Lane.
Now, moving on to Celebrity Buzz-
Justin Bieber & Traffic Violations
Justin Bieber got another ticket.
Yesterday (Wednesday), he was out driving in L.A. at like 4 or 5 in the morning (who gets up that early??) when he ran a stop sign and an Officer pulled him over.
Unfortunately the Police Officer also issued him a citation for driving without a valid California License.
Oh Justin *shaking head*
Click here to read more...
Liam's Not Happy
It's not like Liam held a press conference, walked up to the mic, said, "I am not happy with Miley's twerking." and then left the room.
Instead, an unnamed friend says, "Liam really does care about Miley, but her racy new look and sort of ghetto attitude isn’t exactly what he signed up for..."
If that's true then it kinda sucks, but can you blame him? Miley's been acting strange lately.
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Is Katie Holmes Being Stalked?
Yikes. There are reports circulating that say Katie's Security Team have been asking papparazzi if they have any connection to the Church of Scientology. Some say that since her split from Tom Cruise last year, it appears that members of the church have been spying on her.
Weird & very uncool : (
Click here to read more
Well, that's all the Buzz for this morning! Have a great day!
Good Morning Gorgeous People!!!
Yup, it's me Mia & I've got some buzz for y'all, so lets get started:
Cathrine & Michael Take a Break
After 13 years of marriage Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas are taking some time apart. They haven't filed for divorce or mentioned an official separation. Sadness : (
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Katie Holmes n Jamie Foxx
Katie and Jamie aren't officially dating but they were seen getting really close/touchy-feely at a recent party. In addition to this, it's being rumored that they've been dating for several months now. Incidentally, Jamie Foxx was one was at one time listed as one of Tom Cruise's close "friends". Click here to read more
A picture from back in the day...
Taylor n Harry Styles Have Dinner
I know. Harry is waaaaay too nice.
So...sigh, anywayz here's what supposedly went down: After Taylor mouthed "Shut the F up" while One Direction was presenting an award at the VMA's and then after she trashed Harry when she accepted her award, the two went out for dinner and Harry had a mocktail.
That's all? Yeah.
Well, sorry it doesn't get more interesting than that but you can click here if you want to read more
That's all for now, have a great Wednesday!!
Good Morning!Kate & Shailene
Hey guys, it's me Kyle! Hope everybody had a great summer & is all stoked for school. *crickets*
Yeah, I know, that was a joke ; )
Anyway, here's today's Celebrity Buzz:
Divergent Looks Awesome
The movie Divergent, based on Veronica Roth's best-selling YA book, is set to hit theaters on March 20, 2014. But the trailer is already out/ online and we got a sneak peek of it at the VMA's this past Sunday. The movie stars Shailene Woodley, Kate Winslet, and Miles Teller. I suggest you check out the trailer!
Click Here to Watch the Trailer & Read More About Divergent
Jennifer Lawrence & Nicholas Hoult Are Back On
Jennifer and Nicholas were all cuddles & hugs in a Canadian park, they're definitely back together- yay! Click Here For More
That covers the basics! Thanks for stopping by and have a great day !
Hey Pretty People!A Bad Pic of 1D With Lady Gaga at the VMA's
Put ya hands in da air if you watched the VMA's!!!
Or...don't cuz this is the first day of school & you don't want the teacher to be like, "Why are you raising your hand?" and then everyone in class turns around and looks at you and you're like, "Um..." and then your teacher notices the dead look in your eyes, assumes you're high even though you're not, and she sends you to the Principal's Office where you get in trouble and they call your Mom...all because you stayed up till forever o'clock watching the VMA's & then tweeting about it's ratchetness.
So, anywayz! Here's the Buzz from the VMA's and other crappity crap that happened over the weekend in Hollywoodland:
One Direction Booed?!!
What the heck???
One Direction won a Moonman and got booed? Yep, that's totally what went down in Brooklyn last night.
First of all, whilst 1D presented the Best Pop song award, Taylor "Annoying Stick With A Face" Swift was sitting in the audience mouthing, "Shut the f--- up!" to her BFF Selena Gomez. Yeah, nasty isn't she?
Then, when she won the best female video award for "I Knew You Were Trouble", (and why on earth did she win??!), during her acceptance speech she pathetically attempted to call Harry out by saying, ""I also want to thank the person who inspired this song, who knows exactly who he is, because I got one of these...thank you so much!"
Again, such a lady, isn't she?
Then, when 1D won for Best Song of The Summer some weirdos in the audience started booing.
Who the heck boo's Harry Styles ( other than weird, obsessive ex-girlfriends)?
Even so, the 1D boys kept their pretty smiles plastered and handled all of the horrid mockery with dignity that is as gorgeous as all of their faces. Yeah, I'm not Shakespeare. Whatever. You get what I'm trying to say here.
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People Hate On Miley For Being A Hot, Crazy Chick
So, I'm sure you've heard about Miley's performance with Robin Thick. Yes, she was wearing a skimpy bikini and yes, she was dancing like a video girl. Speaking of Video's if you want to see her performance, click here.
Okay, we got that.
Now, my question is- why is everyone making SUCH of a big deal about this?
We all know three facts about Miley- she's got issues, she's hot and, she's famous.
Let's do a simple math equation here:
Pretty+Stark Raving Mad+Famous = Will Do Weird Sexual Things In Front Of Lots of People
Look at Marilyn Monroe, Britney Spears, Katy Perry (yeah, we all know she's a little crazy), & Lady Gaga, etc...what other thing do all of these chicks have in common? They're artists!
When a female artist is in a male-dominated class of society where to be "accepted" the female is expected to use her sexuality to score fans/ draw attention to her work as an artist, what do you think this gorgeous, attention-needy artist who desperately wants to be heard is going to do- perform in turtle necks and floor length skirts? Nah, she's going to be as sexy as her crazy mind can conceive of.
Throughout history, we've seen it happen time and again, so why do we act shocked and appalled every time it does?
The equation above won't change until the culture of this male-dominated class of society changes, so I say don't blame Miley, blame the system.
Also, how many male artists grab their junk onstage and lick their lips at the camera whilst performing? Um, lots. So Miley did the same thing- is it more wrong for her to do that just cuz she's female?
Enough ranting, I don't consume enough calories on a daily basis to expend this much energy.
click here to read more blathering on about the "horrors" of Miley's performance at the VMA's
A bad pic of Rihanna & Drake
Drake & Rihanna Are Friends
Aww...so on Friday night, Drake and Rihanna went to dinner with some friends at New York's Beauty and Essex.
They came and left separately of course, and there was a whole group of friends with them so it wasn't a date or anything, but they're obviously friends so yay for them.
Click Here To Read More
Okay y'all, that's all for now, have a great day!
XXO (+ lots of weird sloppy kisses that make you uncomfortable),
Good Morning Sexy Beasts of the Southern Wild,Batman and Superman
Yeah, I don't even know.
I'm in a really good mood this morning so you're going to need to deal with whatever movie title I decide to call you and move on with your life.
Anywayz, speaking of movies, here's the movie-star Buzz for today-
Ben Affleck is Batman & Lots of People Are Way too Concerned About This
Okay. My boyfriend is giant geek and he won't shut up about the "ratchet evil" of Ben Affleck playing Bruce Wayne/Batman in Man of Steel.
You know what I have to say.
WHO FREAKING CARES?
There are way more important things in life than whose playing Batman.
For example, yesterday I got the cutest haircut I've ever gotten in my life & now I feel amazing.
That being said, Man of Steel 2 starring Henry Hotness Cavill and Ben Boston's Cuteness Affleck is set to be released on July 17, 2015. Click Here to Read More About Ben's New Batman Role
Aziz Ansari is Writing A Book
Aziz receieved a cool $3.5 million book deal to write about his life and dating as a single man.
Normally, I'd mock such a thing, but it's Aziz.
This means said book is going to be more high-larious than all of Zach Braff's tweets compiled, and read by a hysterically crying Will Ferrell as he intermittently shouts insults at a likewise sobbing Zach Galifianakis in the middle of a crowded restaurant that is, for some reason, full of llamas.
I don't know, click here to read more about Aziz & his book deal
That's all, have a great weekend you gorgeous freaks!
It's Kyle with your Celebrity Buzz for the day! Let's get started why don't we-
Intruder Found Living in J Lo's Home
A 49 year old man named John Dubis was found living on Jennifer Lopez's property in the Hampton's. The man was caught and charged with stalking/breaking & entering and is due in court on August 28th. Yikes! Click here to read more
Dick Van Dyke & Wife Helped From Burning Car
Earlier this week, 87 year old Dick Van Dyke and his wife were on the road when their vehicle somehow caught fire. Good Samaritians helped them out of the dangerous vehicle. Thank goodness, they're both fine. Click Here To Read More
So what's up in Hollywood? Rashida Jones has a new show in the works, there's gossip about who might be cast as Christian Grey, and Kim Cattrall is addicted to something called Fizzy Yoga... here's the Celebrity Buzz:
Yay to Rashida and Kidada Jones But um...Can You Guys Choose A Better Name For Your New Show...Pretty Please? : (
So Rashida Jones is THE awesomeness, this is a universal truth but she and her sister Kidada are coming up with a new show called Ladyballs.
Dude. Ladies don't have balls. We have boobs and ovaries and all that jazz. Why not name the new show Boobs? Boobs are just as powerful as balls. Balls help create life and boobs help to nourish life. Right? Well anyway, other than the show's horrific name it sounds like a great idea. The premise is two BFF's who've been out of touch for a while find out that they're both dating the same guy. They decide to team up to get back at the two-timing slut and when their plan goes viral and they see that they have a massive amount of online supporters they decide to make a business out of catching and punishing two-timers.
That's such a great idea! And such a horrible, horrible name for a show. Let's rethink Ladyballs you guys, women don't need balls to be bosses.
click here for more
And This Week, Everyone's Sure that Christian Grey will be played by...
Charlie is supposedly first on the list to play Christian Grey. Who is Charlie Hunnam? He's Jax Teller on Sons of Anarchy. Click here to read more
Also...Kim Cattrall is Addicted To Fizzy Yoga
It's not a carbonated form of yogurt, it's a yoga enhanced physiotherapy that incorporates massage, physio adjustments, and of course, yoga.
Kim Cattrall swears by it and...well, this story is kind of boring so I'm going to stop typing it now. Click Here If You Care To Read More
Oh yeah, and this story happened...
Tons of people in Twittersphere are mad at Dr. Phil because he tweeted:
Dr. Phil eventually deleted the tweet because he received a backlash of responses such as:
Some people are saying that clearly, Dr. Phil wasn't siding with the rapists, he only sent out that tweet to see what the public opinion was and then hopefully use their response as a basis for a topic on his show.
Okay, this may be true.
But it's also true that the wording of the tweet was just plain dumb. It was vague and sexist and weird. He should have said, "Question: If someone is drunk/unconscious is it ever okay to have sex with them? Responses will be used for future show."
That makes the question gender neutral and it makes more sense.
Duh Dr. Phil. Click here to read more.
That's the Buzz for today! And just to make us all happy, here's a picture of Ryan Gosling and Zack Efron.
Kyle here and we have sad news this morning...
Sad News About Lee Thompson Young
Star of The Famous Jet Jackson, Friday Night Lights, and Rizzoli & Isles died this past weekend. He was only 29. Click here to read more...
Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson Rumors
It's being said that earlier this month the two had a very intense conversation at Kristen's house and that this may lead to their getting back together. Click to read more
Another Cute Guy on the Mindy Project...
A star of Justified, Timothy Olyphant, will be guest starring on The Mindy Project. Click here to read more...
Alright guys, hope you have a good day : )
Aren't Monday's great in the summertime?
Here's what's happening in Hollywood:
Lady Gaga Vs Perez Hilton
Gaga and Perez, once friends of the "it's okay if you graze my boob" nature, are now feuding! *gasp* They're sending angry tweets to e/other for everyone in the twittersphere to see.
Here's a snippet of their Twittersation:
@perezhilton STAY AWAY FROM ME + MY FAMILY YOU ARE SICK TRYING TO RENT AN APARTMENT IN MY BUILDING TO STALK ME. LEAVE ME ALONE!!!”
“DO I NEED TO BE SHOT IT IN THE HEAD FOR PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND THAT HIM AND EVERYONE ELSE THAT HARASSES ME HAS GONE TOO FAR? IM A HUMAN BEING.”
Perez replied with a statement:
I learned only after the fact that Lady GaGa lives in one of the buildings we looked at, and she was across the country in Los Angeles when I viewed that building. After a day of innocent house-hunting, I am devastated and my heart hurts that my former very good friend, a person I used to call my "wifey" and traveled the world with, is making very public and very untrue allegations about me on Twitter.
Gaga comes back with:
@PEREZHILTON YOU ARE A LIAR I KEPT EVERY PSYCHOTIC TEXT U SENT TO MY PHONE. I NEVER RESPONDED+NOW YOU'VE STALKED MY HOME. BOY WHO CRIED WOLF
That's craziness. Why are they fighting? Who the heck knows. Maybe cuz they're both upright insane (instead of downright because that's how insane they are). Click here for more deets on this feud, which is sooo super important and may signify the end of civilization as we know it.
Zooey Deschanel's Ancestor, Sarah (Henderson) Pownall Links Zooey to The Underground Railroad
Finding out your family's history is pretty cool, right? Well finding out that one of your ancestors was an abolitionist before being such was popular is even cooler. Click here to check out this story about Zooey Deschanel's rad ancestor, Sarah Pownall...
Well y'all that's all for today : ) Let's all have a great one more week before school starts & party while we still can!!
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