Happy Wednesday Beautiful People! So glad it's the middle of da week yo! um, yeah. I don't know...I just wanted to type that : ) Anywayz... I'm Mia Winston-Reeves & here's the Celebrity Buzz for today: Martha Stewart Is Annoyed By Gwyneth Paltrow Of course Martha is much too classy to come right out call Gwyneth Paltrow an annoying wanna-be android/human. So, when Martha was asked how she felt about Gwyneth's penchant for giving advice on food/healthy living/etc.., Martha replied: "I haven’t eaten at Gwyneth’s house...and I’ve never seen how she lives. But if she's authentic, all the better. And I mean, I certainly hope she is...she really wants to be a part of the lifestyle business...she wants to be a lifestyle arbiter? Fine...Good. I think I started this whole category of lifestyle." Ha! What I get from that is that Martha doesn't respect Gwyneth's fakeness. And while I'm pretty sure that Martha Stewart is borderline insane, I have to say that I agree with her on this. While Gwyneth is incredibly beautiful and a super-talented actress, her 'let-me-give-you-advice-on-how-to-live' schtick strikes me as fake, self-righteous, and indicative of a blatant blindness to reality. I grew up wealthy and while I know what it's like to have nice things you don't see me telling my friends at school that they MUST jet-set to China and run the length of the Great Wall whilst wearing $400,000,000 all-natural gravity boots made of elf manure to get a good work-out because that's stupid, duh. Real people simply can't follow Gwyneth's advice. My parents are insane, but one thing I congratulate them on is forcing me to go to public school. Otherwise, I'd probably be like Gwyneth, tra-la-laing through life, popping all-natural versions of Xanax to drown out emotions that I "can't handle" whilst tripping through my own I'm-A-Disney-Princess world that's barricaded off from reality by stacks of applesauce and talking unicorns. I'm so glad my friends at school keep me away from that mentality... Click here to read more Hey Guys, Guess Who Was In Louisiana! Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively were just an hour away from us! On Sunday they were spotted at the New Orleans airport. No one knows where they were headed and really...is this our business? I think not! So, frankly I don't wanna know where they were headed, but I do think it's very cool that a couple of beautiful people were in our state : ) Click here for the original article on this Um...WTH Is Ant-Man??? This is what I was wondering when I saw that the equally gorgeous Paul Rudd and Joseph Gordon-Levitt were up for the lead in this movie. I mean, seriously? ANT- MAN? Okay, here's what the movie's about: Henry Pym was a fictional scientist, in a comic book series created by Stan Lee (he also created Spiderman) and Jack Kirby, who invented a substance that allowed him to change his size. He called himself Ant-Man and he used his ability to solve mysteries. But after a while Henry gave up being Ant-Man to pursue other superhero identities. That's when two other men, Eric Lang and Scott O'Grady, took on the role of Ant-Man. So...yeah. Looks like another comic book character is going to be thrown at the big screen. But I don't know...ant man? Really...? Hey, I'm thinking of creating a comic book character too, I'm going to call her Monkey-Girl and when it's adapted into a movie, I'm hoping Gwyneth will want to play the lead... j/k. I'm only kidding... Click here to read more Okay y'all. That's all for this morning, my teacher's about to pass me and see me typing this...arghhhh!!!
Hope I don't get in trouble! XXO, Mia
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