Hey y'all - it's Mia with Hollywood News. Let's start with a hottie who we haven't seen on screen lately... Zac Efron To Star In Parkland Tom Hanks is producing a movie called "Parkland", which will be all about the assassination of President Kennedy and guess who will be one of the big stars in it? Yep, 25 year old Zac Efron. If you want to stalk Zac (not that I seriously recommend stalking- it's weird) the film will be shot in Austin Texas sometime next year, so check out OLV for an announcement on Parkland's exact filming dates. Read More Here Tim Tebow- Single Again Earlier this year, Tim Tebow and Camilla Belle (I hate that name) met at a fancy shindig held in NYC’s Metropolitan Museum of Art. That's pretty romantic, right? Well, here's a downer- they just broke up. Poor Timmy, he's having a rough week. As for Camilla Belle, she used to date Joe Jonas so... I have nothing more to add to this sentence. Read More Here What's Up With Shia? Poor Shia LaBeouf. These days, he's gone from sexy to scruffy- check out the scruffy pics here. Shia is part Cajun and I'm a softie when it comes to my peeps so I'll go easy on our little sha: Earlier this year, the cutie broke up with his hot GF of two years (Karolyn Pho) and on top of that he declined to star in Transformers 4...um...Shia, those don't sound like good decisions to me. On the bright side though, he will make his Broadway debut alongside Alec Baldwin in a play called Orphans. Hopefully, that goes well for him and maybe his role in Orphans also explains the scruffy style (which, sorry sha, only works for Brad Pitt and Chris Hemsworth) he's got going on. In any case, your fellow Cajuns have your back Shia. Rihanna's Mansion 24 year old Rihanna is reported to have spent 12 million on a seven bedroom mansion in Cali's Pacific Palisades. Guess she'll be spending a lot of time there with Chris Brown. Yuck. See pics of the house here. That's every bit of Hollywood buzz I've got for you today. I totally agree with Kyle's post yesterday about Drew Everett. That chick has some serious issues and this morning I'm going to highlight another South Louisiana High School hot mess... Via Nguyen- South Louisiana High Boys Beware Via Nguyen is only a Junior but this chick has already been through oh say...a whooping 85% of the Senior Class boys.
So gross... I'm a big believer in romance but there's a difference between simple romance and simple nymphomania. Guys, this girl is dangerous, she'll break your heart without even realizing what she's doing because she's not too bright. Just thought I'd warn you boys. Okay, peace out lovelies! Remember to take me and Kyle's poll, we'll discuss the results at the end of this week! Luv, Mia
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Hey Guys n Dolls, it's me Kyle with a few Hollywood news stories for you! Let's get to it! Our first story is about The Taylor's... It's A Small World When You're A Dude Who Once Dated Taylor Swift Remember when Taylor Swift dated that cutie with the great abs who shares her first name? Yup, we're talking about Taylor Lautner. Their brief romance lasted for a hot minute back in 2009 and of course both of the Taylor's have since moved on...these days Lautner is hanging out with his High School sweetheart Sarah Hicks and with a new bromantical interest, Patrick Schwarzenegger, son of Arnold Schwarzenegger. But it's a small world, especially in Hollywood where every male under the age of thirty probably has some connection to T. Swift (no offense Taylor, that's how it is for me here at South Louisiana High)...T. Swift went out with Patrick's cousin Connor for about three seconds and was even photographed hanging out with Patrick himself (hmm...) before she decided to start dating Connor. Now that T. Swift's ex, Taylor Lautner, is tight with Patrick I wonder if her name ever comes up...probably a lot. Read More Here Justin Bieber Escapes Yet Another Weird "Fan" This story is flat out creepy. An inmate in a New Mexico prison was planning to have Justin Bieber kidnapped, castrated, and then killed. The inmate went so far as to recruit someone to carry out his plan. But, for some reason, in the midst of planning everything the inmate confessed his plans and Police arrested at least one of the men that had been recruited to assist. Yikes. That's plain crazy. Read More Here Tom Cruise Gets Cozy With Jennifer Akerman Tom Cruise is 50 years old and was, less than six months ago, suddenly left by his 34 year old wife (whose birthday is, BTW, today). That's kind of sad. What's not sad at all, is that Mr. Thomas Mapother IV was spotted getting incredibly cozy with beautiful 34 year old Jennifer Akerman, sister of the Rock of Age's and Watchman star, Malin Akerman. So, looks like I don't have any reason to feel sorry for him! Good for you Tom... ...and Jennifer, well...hang in there sister. Read More Here Jennifer Aniston's Mother Suffers A Stroke Jennifer Aniston's 76-year old Mom reportedly suffered a stroke last week and had to be taken to the hospital, fortunately she's back home now. Most of us can relate to how scary this can be...my grandmother had a stroke a few years back and it was a pretty sad time for my family... Here's to hoping Jen's Mother has a speedy recovery. Read More Here So, that's the latest from Hollywood. Now, on to South Louisiana High news.
I'd like to discuss something I call: Am I A Swift Or A Hilton? Ladies of South Louisiana High. Let's take a look at Taylor Swift. She's sweet, she writes songs that make our hearts melt, and she's dated like every guy in Hollywood...but we're quick to say, "Aw, that's okay" because we know Taylor's not some cold-hearted wench-slut, she's just a girl who's trying to find herself. Now, let's take a look at Paris Hilton. Paris has admirable qualities (such as being an animal-lover and sort of trying to make her own money both- good), but she's more well-known for being born into wealth, a fan of drugs who often gets caught saying racist/bigoted things, and for having what we'll call "relationships" with nearly every male in Hollywood. People aren't quite as forgiving with Paris as they are with Taylor when it comes to her "dating" history. Why? Because of the way she carries herself and treats people. Without mentioning any of my classmates' names I'd like to point out that when certain girls think they can get away with acting snobby and dating half of the guys in 12th grade- well, you're just not going to get away with it! So what if you're pretty and maybe even kind of a movie star?! Well...okay, now everyone knows who I'm talking about so I'll just say it- Drew Everett, no one likes you because you're a jerk. It has nothing to do with who you're dating- it's just that YOU ARE A COMPLETE JERK. Drew, you need to take notes from Taylor Swift; she may date guys with Paris-Hilton like speed, but we don't put her in the same category as Paris BECAUSE SHE'S ACTUALLY NICE TO PEOPLE. There, I blogged it and maybe I'll be suspended for blogging this on the school's site but whatev, a blog is about your opinion and this is my opinion. Later Gaters, Kyle ...oh and remember to take me and Mia's poll pretty please! Click here to take the poll Hey y'all its Mia. I was out late last night so this post will be short. Here are my top five stories from La La Land : AWW...Britney Well it looks like our homegrown Louisiana girl may be single again. Rumors are circulating that her current fiancee, 40 year old Jason Trawick, is telling her family to be prepared to support her cuz he's not going to be there. Sadness : ( Me & the rest of my SLH Cheerleaders wish you well Brits. Read More Here Zooey's On Her Own For Reals Bright-eyed cutie Zooey Deschanel and Death Cab for Cutie's 36 year old Ben Gibbard have legally ended their two year long marriage. It has been reported that both parties waved their rights to spousal support. I have a feeling these are two cool people who will, at some point, be able to be friends. Then again, what do I know? I'm just a seventeen year old who's dating the hottest guy in her school. So, looks like I actually know a lot. Read More Here Kelly Clarkson's Boy Toy Gets All Official & Crap... The 30 year old singer is glowing because Brandon Blackstock, a Nashville-based Talent Manager who's lucky enough to be her boytoy has decided to go all official and ask for her hand in marriage. Woo hoo! Kelly showed off her yellow diamond ring over the weekend and though the busy singer says she and Brandon never go for two weeks without seeing each other, she's still got plenty of those boys-suck songs that we all love! I'm not a huge fan of her music but she seems sweet & more importantly she's famous, so congrats Kelly!! Read More Here The Scoop On Kim's Little Sisters... Kendall and Kylie Jenner So these two girls make me sick. And I prolly shouldn't start my news story with that sentence. Whatever. TBH, I'm a little jealous. 17 year old Kendall and 15 year old Kylie are underage yet still getting into the best of Vegas because they're super rich and super hot. How do I know this? Because, like a giant nard, I woke up at 6 am to read OMG... and according to OMG the miniature spawn of Ryan Seacrest (not that he had anything to do with their birth, just their millions) spent this past weekend on a huge shopping spree in Vegas after which they went to Siegfried & Roy's Secret Garden and Dolphin Habitat. Bleh. Must be nice... Read More Here Taylor Swift and One Direction's Harry Styles Make Us All Sick ...sick with joy. I'm so happy for them, yay. Taylor Swift turned 23 on December 13th and she's been enjoying hanging out with her latest victim...ahem, I mean "boyfriend" the adorable Harry Styles. This week they've been visiting his home of rural Northern England and they do look super cute together...check out the pictures here... Jealousy aside, I must call Taylor out for courgarish tendencies because Harry's only 18 and in a few more years Taylor will be pushing 30. But that's okay, cougar tendencies are acceptable among the cute. Anywayz, I can't hate bec when I'm famous, you'll definitely find me chasing down Justin Bieber. Read More About Taylor and Harry's Fantastic Adventures Here Okay lovelies, that's all I've got for today.
Yes, this was a mildly sucky first post with all the divorces and such but lets hope tomorrow's news (brought to you by my bestie Kyle) will be much better. We're going to be vlogging via youtube soon- so you'll get to see us instead of just read our words. I have a question for you: Who, of these four celebrities, is the most annoying? Please choose your answer from the following choices and leave me a comment with your reason(s) because Kyle and I are interested in what you have to say.
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