Physical Education Teacher/Football & Wrestling Team Coach
If you see a man parading
around campus wearing short-shorts that appear to have been preserved
from the 1970's, chewing on the end of a toothpick, and unintentionally
carrying himself with the gait of Saturday Night Live's Matt Foley, then you've seen Coach Zachary Jacobs.
Coach Jacobs teaches (if you really want to call it that) Physical Education at South Louisiana High School. He
is a busy man who somehow manages to successfully coach The Cajun Animals football team, The Wrestling Team, all while ingesting somewhere between fifteen and twenty cafeteria lunches per day. His hobbies include farting, sweating, and inventing odd "sayings" that he claims are popular when, in fact, they are not.
South Louisiana High School wouldn't be the same without Coach Jacobs.