Good Morning! Happy Monday!!! Don't you hate people who say that on Mondays? When is a Monday ever happy? That's like calling a camping trip "fun". So, Sad Monday everyone. Let's deal with this crappy day together & we'll start by gossiping about famous people because that makes everything better, obviously. Miley Unfollows Liam This past Sunday, Miley unfollowed Liam on Twitter. She didn't give a reason, she simply unfollowed. Liam, as far as I know, still follows her. Read More Here Is The New Miss America A Giant Douche? Short Answer: I don't know. Longish Answer: 24 year old Nina Davuluri is Miss New York and she allegedly called the former Miss America "Fat as ****". And have you seen the former Miss America? -Click here for pic- The chick is so not fat. So, if that story is true then maybe Nina is a giant douche. BUT, here's one cool fact about her- she's the first Miss America who is of Indian heritage, so that's cool. Click here to read more
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Itttsss Friiiiiddddaaaaayyy!!!! Woo hoo! What are you guys doing this weekend? Oh, no- please don't start actually start telling me, I was only asking to be polite : ) Here's today's Celebrity Buzz! Selma Blair Vs. The Idiot Charlie Sheen, of the perpetually high on drugs and/or delusions of grandeur had the audacity to have an actual actor (which he IS NOT) fired. That's right, the douche fired Selma Blair from his stupid show, which she shouldn't have agreed to be on anyway because she can do waaaay better. Now there's talk of Selma sueing Charlie for wrongful termination. If this goes to court, she'd better win because Charlie Sheen is a moron. As you can see, I'm completely unbiased & I don't even have an opinion about this story. Click Here To Read More Gwyneth Paltrow Pretends To be Happy What was that? Am I "cynical" today? Ha ha! Where are these questions coming from?! Anywayz, yesterday Gwyneth Paltrow threw a garden party to celebrate the launch of her business partnership with another rich and privileged woman who I assume also knows nothing about life in the real world, Stella McCartney. Stella is the daughter of the famous Beetle Paul McCartney. Gwyneth says of her friend Stella, "Sometimes in life you get a girlfriend who becomes like a sister. Someone who really sees you." Okay, I'll give her this- that's a really sweet thing to say. So the Goop and McCartney partnership is all about a women's fashion line that I assume will cater to bulimic women over 40 who don't see life as it is due to their drug induced fog and who have nothing better to do than gossip about other women and make sure that none of the maids/staff heard them yelling at their husband, "Of course I know you're having an affair with your secretary! I don't care George !! Just don't publicize it and ruin my reputation at The Club!!"; in other words, I'm sure my mother will love this line. Click here to read more Liam Hemsworth And The Brunette Word on the street (if "street" means raunchy magazines and multiple sketchy sources) that last Saturday, Liam Hemsworth was spotted at LDV Hospitality’s pop-up club Bungalow 8 on the Thompson Hotel rooftop kissing an unnamed brunette who he went home with later that night. Of course, Liam's rep says that's not true. Who knows. Who cares? Are Miley & Liam even still together? I thought they were done...I'm confused and now I need ice-cream even though it's only 9 AM. You see what Liam and Miley's love life does to my eating habits? Oy vey. Click here to read more Carson Daly Is A Grown Man A long time ago, Carson Daly was the boyishly charming and metro-sexual face of MTV. But now, he's officially one of the grown up faces of old-people TV- what?! Yep, at 40 years old, Carson Daily has joined the Today show. Carson, otherwise known as The Ryan Seacrest of 1992, talks about his move to the nursing home of television by saying, "I feel like I've been adopted by the first family." He will continue to host his radio countdown (he's on the radio??!) but there hasn't been word yet on what will happen to his late night show. click here to read more Katherine Heigl Thinks She's Beyonce & The Entire World Reminds Her That She Isn't People think it's cute when Beyonce sings about being a Diva, they expect her to be a Diva. But Katherine Heigl? Not so much. One source says the following of the actress, " "She can cost you time every single day of shooting....Wardrobe issues, not getting out of the trailer, questioning the script every single day." The worst part about the Heigl Heisting-of-a-Set (yeah, I know that didn't work...whatever) is that she has her mom, Nancy, as her manager and the woman is nuts. Here's what a source said about Nancy, "I have never experienced anything like Nancy Heigl...It's about the mouth. 'F--- you. You are a f---ing liar.' Whatever you'd say, you were an idiot. The call would be, 'This is the worst craft service we've ever had! There's nothing to eat! This is the worst wardrobe!' You knew that every day, you were going to get slammed. The frustrating part is [Heigl] is incredibly talented and smart." Maybe this is why Katherine's latest movies have been uninteresting box office bombs, she needs to ditch the mom and the diva crap. Click Here For More Benedict Cumberbatch's Brush With Death In 2005, something very scary happened to a not-yet-famous Benedict Cumberbatch. He was filming in South Africa and was with some of the crew on their way back from a shoot when this happened. Benedict says, "“It was cold, and it was dark. I felt rotten. We were wary because that's a notoriously dangerous place to drive...then, poof, the front-right tire blows. So we got the spare, but that meant getting all of our luggage out. We were like sitting ducks, adverts for -- not prosperity necessarily but materialism...“ At that point, armed robbers approached their vehicle... He goes on to relate what happened, "They started frisking us and said: 'Where's your money? Where's your drugs?' -- we had smoked a bit of weed -- 'Where are your weapons?' And at that point, this adrenaline of fight or flight just exploded in my body. I was like, 'Oh f---, we're f---ed!'" The actor said that he was stuffed into the trunk of the vehicle and he also said, "I was scared, really scared. I said: 'What are you going to do with us? Are you going to kill us?,' recounted the 37-year-old actor. “I was really worried that I was going to get raped or molested or just tortured or toyed with in some way, some act of control and savagery." They were released and Benedict said, "I kind of thank God I had the presence of mind to give them the idea that it would be better to keep me alive...It taught me that you come into this world as you leave it, on your own. It's made me want to live a life slightly less ordinary." Wow. Very scary. Click here to read more Ashley Olsen's New Boyfriend Apparently, Ashley Olsen is dating someone named David Schulte and he is the CEO of Oliver Peoples. Okay. Well, this story is kind of a short one. Click here to read more Emily Blunt & John Krasinski Are Having A Baby If you are a former The Office-Watcher this news is going to destroy your world a little bit. Pam and Jim aren't actually together in real life, instead Jim is married to actress/singer Emily Blunt AND HE TOTALLY KNOCKED HER UPPP! So, yay for the happy couple, they both want kids and now they're going to have one *smiles, butterflies, and cute puppies sitting in wicker baskets* Click Here To Read More Well, Bradley Cooper Is Somewhere Crying... ...because Uhura got married. That's right, Zoe Saldana pulled a fast one on us (I HATE that phrase, why did I use it?? Ugh!) and secretly got hitched to her artist boyfriend Marco Perego. The ceremony was intimate and beautiful. I know because I was there. Just kidding. No I wasn't. Anyway, it's interesting to note that Zoe got married in June of 2013, which is the same month that Bradley pulled a lets-do-some-jailbait-since-I'm-going-insane-anyway-ha-ha-(villainous-laughter) and went out with Suki Waterhouse, whose like 12 years old, for about 2 seconds. Poor Bradley : ( But, on the other hand, congrats to Zoe & Marco. Click here to read more Ryan Seacrest's Quiz Show Kinda Flops So, I love Ryan Seacrest but apparently America didn't love his game show, Millon Second Quiz, last night. It got bad ratings and a bunch of crappy reviews. Sadness : ( Click here to read a review Chloe Grace Mortez Is Tough, Grounded, & She's Going To Be A Killer Carrie 16 yearl old Chole Grace from Kick-Ass 2 is all set to star in Carrie which will be released on October 18th. Carrie is based on a Stephen King novel and if you want details on it click here. Anyways, Chloe Grace was interviewed by Seventeen magazine (even though technically she's only 16 *shocked gasp!*) and she says, " I have two gay brothers and two straight brothers, and my gay brothers were treated horrifically until they grew up and understood how to deal with it... I will delete you and I will block you, and you will not be a part of my life if you ever say anything bad about my brothers." She also says of her family, "Never choose your friends over your family or a boyfriend or girlfriend over the family… mom has always taught us that blood is thicker than water. No one will ever understand the dynamic of your family. Ever. We are the closest family ever and we are the most insane family ever. " While I am a giant wuss who doesn't enjoying peeing her pants in public & will therefore not go see Carrie, I think Chloe Grace sounds like she's got it together which is great for her but also kind of annoying. She's a year younger than me & talks like she knows everything. I like her but I think I also hate her, IDK...Click here for more about Chloe Grace Gwyneth Paltrow Is Super-Annoying As Always Gwyneth allegedly sent an email to her a-list actor/actress friends that said, ""Vanity Fair is threatening to put me on the cover of their magazine...If you are asked for quotes of comments, please decline. Also, I recommend you all never do this magazine again." Gwyneth is upset because sometimes Vanity Fair points out that Tom Cruise's religion had a negative impact on his family/personal life and that actors like Brad Pitt aren't perfect, etc... apparently Vanity Fair needs to only print articles that cast a favorable light on Gwyneth and her friends. Duh, Vanity Fair! How could you not know this?? Sigh...Gwyneth Paltrow needs a reality check. She lives in a bubble, creates imaginary battles, fights them with all of her might (which isn't much because she eats even less than I do) and then gets all confused and nervous when she realizes that no one is praising her for her "role" in these imaginary battles, instead the world points out how deluded she is. This chick seriously needs a reality check. Click here to read more Vanessa Hudgens Talks About Being Normal Under The Spotlight Recently 24 year-old Vanessa H. was interviewed by a Marie-Claire reporter who asked the star how she's managed to stay grounded throughout her life as a child-actress and now as a regular ol' adult actress. Vanessa said, "A sense of knowing I'm a part of something bigger than myself has allowed me to enjoy life more...And not worry about the little things … like paparazzi." She also refers to herself as "spiritual" and says that she's highly appreciative of her family, who sacrificed a lot for the sake of her career. Click Here To Read More Steven Hawking & Mark Zuckerberg MIGHT be in Dumb & Dumber II It's been unofficially announced that Steven and Mark were each approached to appear in Jim Carrey's Dumb & Dumber sequel. There's speculation that Steven will say yes because Jim was in one of his documentaries. Click Here To Read More Charlie Hunnam's Confession Here it is folks, Charlie's confessed that... *drum-roll please*... he didn't read Fifty Shades of Grey before auditioning for the role of Christian Grey! *Gasp!!* The question is, I wonder if he's read it by now? Click here to read more of what Charlie has to say about his new role Hey- It's me, Mia. Hope your weekend was great. Mine sucked. But I won't go into details about how my BF completely forgot our date on Sunday and spent the whole day with the lamest bed-bug of a human in our entire high school!!!! me getting dressed up & then waiting @ home FOR AN HOUR + my BF forgetting our date because he spent the entire afternoon and evening watching The Princess Bride and Star Trek with nerdfaced loser Lanie Russel = A HORRIBLE HORRIBLE WEEKEND!!!!! But since I'm not in the mood to talk about any of that, here's today's Celebrity Buzz: Anna Wintour Puts Her Tiny Foot Down So I don't actually "know" if Anna's feet are tiny but I imagine them that way. Anyway, after Miley's performance at this year's VMA's Ms.Wintour, the editor of Vogue , cancelled Miley's cover on her December magazine. Personally, I think that was a crappy decision. What do you think? Or maybe you don't care to have an opinoin, but you do want to read more about this story. In that case- please click here Jennifer Aniston Gets Serious Looks like Jen is finally going to play in a serious movie. She's going to play in this movie called "Life of Crime" and it's supposed to be really hardcore. Click here to read more Prince Andrew's Own Guards Nearly Shoot Him Ha! So, Prince Andrew was messing about in the palace gardens when two guards spotted him, didn't recognize him and drew their weapons on him for a "tense half a minute". Bet they felt really dumb when the realized who he was. Click here for the full story So, that's the Buzz for today.
Now...question. Have any of you normal people ever seen The Princess Bride? I'm asking because I never even heard of the stupid movie until me & Ran started going out. He's always quoting it like some 90's reject who put himself in a time machine and blasted his way to 2013. If he wants to spend all of his time watching movies with Lanie that's his choice...You know what? I'm done here. Later guys -Mia Hey Guys! It's me, Mia, have you missed me? I've been sick and Kyle didn't feel like doing the blog so it's been a few days. Sorry bout that. Anywayz lets get to all of the crap that's happening in Hollywood... What do Angelina Jolie, Steve Martin, &Angela Lansbury Have In Common? They're all going to receive prestigious honors at the upcoming 5th annual Governors Award. Academy President Cheryl Boone Isaacs says, "The Governors Awards pay tribute to individuals who've made indelible contributions in their respective fields." Angelina won an Academy Award in 2000 for Girl Interrupted, Angela Lansbury was nominated thrice (don't you love that word, it's like rice with a pinch of three!), and this honor will be Steve Martin's first Oscar as he's never even been nominated, which is craaaazyyy!!! Who's with me in thinking that Steve should have been nominated a long time ago? Dude is like one of the funniest men on the planet!!! Okay, I'm done ranting. Click here for more I'd be very surprised if these are Paula's feet Robin Thicke is Clearly Cheating On Paula Patton & Now He's Trying To Do Damage Control Because Everyone Knows Okay camp Robin Thicke, we know you guys are trying to go all Olivia Pope on America and make us think that Paula and Rob are having their happily ever after but sorry, it ain't working : ( The majority of us may be fat, full of corn syrup, and dumber than brain-dead sloths but we're not blind! We can see what's happening here! After it becomes public knowledge that Paula once suspected Robin of cheating and that more recently Robin made out with some chick whose not his wife, your plopping of Robin and Paula on the red carpet and having them put on a snogging session for the tons of nearby reporters/camera's isn't proof of a healthy relationship, it's proof of Robin's desperation for public approval. So, this story, which you can click here to read more of, about how happy Robin & Paula are only makes me sad because I know that, most likely, not a word of it is true. Trust me, I know, my parents are almost exactly like this. Aziz is Cool Watch this video. This was the funniest set during the Roast of James Franco. Trust me, it was THE ONLY funny part of the evening. Also, what's up with Sarah Silverman's hair? She looks crazy. Good Morning! Hope you enjoyed your holiday : ) It's me Kyle & I've got some Celebrity Buzz for ya... Fifty Shades Cast The family friendly flick Fifty Shades of Grey (note my sarcasm kids) has finally cast its' two leads. Melanie Griffith's daughter, Dakota Johnson, has been cast as the demure Anastasia Steele and Charlie Hunnam snagged the role of handsome freakazoid Christian Grey. Dakota began her silver screen career when she was 12 and appeared alongside her half-sister, Stella Bandares, in her family's film, Crazy in Alabama. More recently, she's been in The Social Network, 21 Jump Street, and the very last episode of The Office. Charlie,on the other hand is a British actor who is friends with Anne Hathaway (I know that's a pretty random fact lol), has experience in screenwriting (he wrote a film called Vlad which was sold to Summit Entertainment in 2009 and is now labeled as a future project), and is one of Pacific Rim's stars. So what do you think about Dakota and Charlie? Do you think they're going to pull this movie off? Click here for more Yay for Lindsay!!! It looks like Lindsay Lohan is doing what we all knew she could do- the chick is finally staying sober!! That's awesome and I hope she keeps it up! She's so talented, it sucked to see her waste her skills so this is great! Good job Lindsay!! Click Here For More |
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