Some say that Principal Williams was born in a cave deep in the arctic tundra. Others
say that Principal Williams is unfamiliar with the term "tundra" and
that if he were provided with a map featuring giant red arrows which
pointed to the arctic regions, Principal Williams would be incapable of
locating the arctic on this map.
Well, here are the facts:
Principal Bernhard Williams was born in an outhouse on a Louisiana bayou.
by his parents, he was raised by a family of alligators for eight years
before he was finally spotted by neighbors (humans) who kindly took him in as
Principal Bernhard Williams may
not have a "degree" or technically "be qualified" to serve in his
position, but we're okay with that because his first name is literally "Principal". Still confused? Bernhard is his middle name. Still confused? Go eat some candy and come back later...you'll figure it out.