Aldoph Towers, nestled between Club Dixie and a charming wooded area, is home to Swamp Rose's up and coming young professionals who are sure to make a difference in our small town's community.
To see if you qualify for leasing with Aldoph Towers, consider the ten questions below.
1. Do you make an annual income of $200,000 or more? 2. Do you own a small dog? 3. If so, have you ever dressed your small dog in a sweater and then taken a picture of said dog? 4. Have you ever watched the television series Portlandia and suspected that you were being mocked? 5. Have you ever seen a Fox News report that moved you to stand and applaud? 6. As odd as this may sound, has anyone ever referred to you a "walking contradiction"? 7. Do you doubt Unseen's existence? 8. Do you worry that you'll never love any human as much as you love your phone? 9. Do you prefer Vimeo to YouTube? 10. Are you still sort of "with" your high school girlfriend/boyfriend?
If you've answered "No" to more than three of these questions then we suggest you contact Shade Tree Apartments for availabilities.
If you, on the other hand, did not answer "No" to more than three of the above questions, then stop by Aldoph Towers to speak with one of our friendly Leasing Agents.